According to my Kobo eReader, I’m 71% finished the book.
According to my underpants, I’m 71% covered in blood and semen. Wait a minute… These aren’t my underpants!
According to my Kobo eReader, I’m 71% finished the book.
According to my underpants, I’m 71% covered in blood and semen. Wait a minute… These aren’t my underpants!